Sorry I can't come to work today, I'm sick with a computer virus

You can't joke these days anymore. Say something... er... off... and it becomes a reality. Remember when we used to joke about calling in sick because you were infected with a computer virus?
(This from PC World)

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Why I have a DUMB phone

I just saw this today. If the print is too small, click on it (toward the bottom of the image) and you should be able to read it.

Just another reason to stay smart while your phone stays stupid.