Obama Gags

Here's reason 44656 NOT to vote for Obama in November. This from the great Jim Hightower:

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This is from our school brochure

If you look carefully at the neck, you can see where my head was photoshoppedly attached to someone else's body. Good job. They knew I'd never actually wear a tie and jacket. Slightly dishonest for the students, though, if they're expecting the guy in the picture... instead of me!

Dept of Unintentional Rightitude.

Katha Pollitt, in a recent column in THE NATION, unintentionally gives all the reasons progressives SHOULD abandon Obama. As for me, there's no way in HELL I'm gonna vote for him. Ron Paul, well, he's a nut, but a half-right nut. I wouldn't want him to be president. Are you kidding? I have a rent-stabilized apartment! (If it's too small to read, click on it and you can see it full size.)

What else is down this year?

Website magazine reports that the world spam rate hit a 3-year low. I guess other folks are like me and only read their facebook mail. Everything else goes in the trash! Spam killed email and now it's killing itself!

Private Enterprise? Yeah, Right

So often you hear the corporate lackeys... er... to be politically correct: the conservatives... squawk about how much better private enterprise is than the government. How the government fucks shit up, but private enterprise gets us through just fine. Yeah right,

Keep your knees tight, or bring along some Saran Wrap.

Another Milestone

This is from THE PROGRESSIVE magazine. It's in an article on how students are the new indentured servants. They start life with a huge debt, and so become slaves to banks right from the get go. And now... well, check it out! 

Not quite the 99%

So website magazine runs an ad for a web service that will tell you WHO visited your website. Of course we want every site we visit to know our names, addresses, sexual orientation and political leanings, don't we?