Showing posts with label Mykel Board. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mykel Board. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 23, 2021

Rich People Need Vacations Too or How Rich People Live pt. 349356

 Yes, rich people have stress too... and they need to get away just like anyone else. What? You say they're not entitled to a vacation????


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Saturday, January 18, 2020

It's Xmas After All... or how rich people spend their money, pt. 495672


Rich people, like the rest of us, spend their money on having fun for Christmas. That includes the great Hispanic custom of the Piñata. Would you deprive them of this simple fun?








Wednesday, December 4, 2019

You Need a Bed, Right? ... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13627

It's a long trip to Hawaii. You've got to be tired, right? So you pay for a hotel... Is that so bad?

 




































And the hotel "earns its stadard $5,000-a-night rate..." so there!

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Saturday, August 25, 2018

Steak Sandwish ... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13626

A man's gotta eat right. It's a STEAK sandwich... premium, you gotta expect to pay more for a steak sandwich! Right! $180 is reasonable... it even comes with fries!



Sunday, April 29, 2018

Tax Haven... er... Home Away From Home ... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13624


Sure, who doesn't want those pesky tax folks from... er... ANYWHERE... digging into your personal millions? We all feel the same way. So let's move to NO COUNTRY. It's easy...and cheap! Only a quarter of a million down and $5000 a month for life. Hope you don't get seasick.

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--Mykel

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Monday, April 16, 2018

Thanks for the Memories ... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13623

Who says the American healthcare system sucks? In most places, there's nothing you can do when the memory Goddess begins to take-away what she gave. But in wonderful America... all you need is 5 figures and you can have a week restoring the... the... I forgot what I was saying:

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Friday, April 6, 2018

Hotel ... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13622

So this report is about a start-up company that is building accommodations in space. For astronauts? Aw come on! For rich people! They're clearly going to need a place to stay between Mars and The Moon. And at only nine and a half million dollars for a 12 night package, it's a steal!

You can find all the details here:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/science/luxury-space-hotel-set-launch-12313178

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Thursday, April 5, 2018

Cuppa Joe ... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13621

Rich people need their morning Joe, just like the rest of us. So, I ask you, is $80 too much to pay for a coffee cup? Come on... you spend that on a slice of pizza and a coke... Don't you?
























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Sunday, March 18, 2018

Winter Sports... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13620

























Rich people are only human... and go for some winter sport... just like you and me. So why NOT have pure gold sky clamps... wouldn't you? How is it different than a mouth full of gold teeth?

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Sunday, November 5, 2017

Tiffany for Every Day... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13619

Of course, first aid kits, paper cups, stuff you need... just the same as the stuff rich people need, right?

https://www.bonappetit.com/story/tiffany-and-co-home



Here's a Tiffy tea cup... along with a partially used candle. 

Yep, the Globe Trotter..

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Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Rich People Need Their Rest Too... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13617

Rich people are clearly just like the rest of us. You and I might splurge on MY PILLOW... but what if you want a REALLY GOOD night's sleep! Is $56,995 too much to ask for a good pillow?




Monday, October 2, 2017

My Homo Holidays

MY HOMO HOLIDAYS

For the past decade, I've been going to the CBST Yom Kippur services at the Javitz Center. CBST started as a gay synagogue and gradually expanded to include every misfit imaginable. Besides the LGTBQERSTUVWXYZ community, there are Black-White het couples. Arab-Jew het couples. Atheists with tradition... and those who hate the Pay-to-Pray requirements of most synagogues. 3000+ people... all welcome... pay only if you want.

I love CBST for Rabbi Kleinbaum, the little female rabbi who wears pink sneakers (favorite quote: I cannot believe in a God that requires you to believe in God.) ... and gets in trouble because she has such radical ideas as feeling sorry for the Palestinian children who were killed in the Israeli genocide war of the early 21st century. 

One of the CBST social actions is to... EVERY Friday... come to the NYU mosque in near Washington Square... and stand with the Muslim worshipers.


CBST Members supporting the mosque

They are not perfect, however. Being Jewish and gayish, there are a lot of rich members. That means that some of their “special events” are not exactly to my tastes.

I wonder how much she's getting paid...

The 25-hour fast (No food. No Water/) starts at Sundown on Friday and continues to Sundown on Saturday, where I join Elena at Jody's for the BREAK FAST.

Then it's on to Brooklyn, where my pal, Martin S has invited me to see his homocore band LIMP WRIST at the Brooklyn Bazaar. From fast to feast, I'd say:

Great show, and the audience is younger, but a similar mix of genders and preferences, to those who were at CBST.

To top off the 2 days of Jew and Punk homotude is the subway ride back to Manhattan. The poster on the wall?

One of those fake BANK OF AMERICA RAINBOW PRIDE posters? Nope.









Just this unintentional tribute to homotude:

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Sunday, April 16, 2017

Another Dog House... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13609

Don't tell me rich people have no heart... Of they have heart... they love their dogs:



Wednesday, February 22, 2017

More Liberal Censorship

This is from the SPRING 2016 edition of CENSORSHIP NEWS. Scholastic publisher has withdrawn a book right after publication... because it dares to say that a slavemaster might have done something nice for a slave once.


Oh no!!! We can't allow that, can we?



Monday, December 12, 2016

Skateboard... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 1356

Okay, who says that rich people are all old men who think that GOLF is recreation? Skateboarders can be rich people too! It's all about equality, you know?

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Sunday, July 17, 2016

It's Only Music or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 1354

Rich people are cool! They listen to vinyl, like other cool people. If you listen to vinyl, you need a record player, right? Of course, it makes sense to get a good one!(Click on the image for the full view.)


Sunday, July 10, 2016

Face Washing or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 1353

Of course, if you have to do something like wash your face... you NEED to spend $250 to make sure the soap gets all the way into your pores. Who doesn't understand that?


Sunday, June 26, 2016

Make America America Again

One of the cornerstones of a "Great Country," at least in the modern sense of the word, is freedom of speech. So who one this battle of the hats?



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Tuesday, May 3, 2016

It's A Refrigerator or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 1349

Would you buy a cheap $800 refrigerator? What would people think about your kitchen... your life?