Strange she didn't notice

I can't figure this one out... unless everything was done under anaesthetic  and she woke up to the surprise. Seems to me, it's something you'd notice a little earlier. 

Self-Proclaimed Self-Proclaimer

I found this in a fit of shredding. It's from 1967, and why I have it, I don't know. But, I love the idea of SELF-PROCLAIMED atheist. What other kind is there? A Church-Accused atheist? A don't-ask-don't-tell atheist? 

In the BBQ window...

This was a sign in the window of Dallas Barbecue. It looked pretty permanent, but what does it mean?

1. People not in the pharmaceutical industry cannot place catering orders?

2. People in the pharmaceutical industry are especially welcome, because we enjoy using your products?

3. People in the pharmaceutical industry are especially welcome, because the animals we kill and barbecue are full of your products?

4. People in the pharmaceutical industry were formerly not welcome, but we've changed our policy?

Any other ideas?

Another Ed Anger Classic

Here's another classic from my hero, Ed Anger. If you're not familiar
with him, you should be.

One of my proudest moments was being called

"The Ed Anger of Punk."

Isn't it genius?

     "...even when the smell of death was so sickening it would've made a maggot puke."

What can Board, Bukowski, Mailer, or even Celine say to that? It's pure poetry.

Violence is as violence sees?

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The W.T.F. for S.U.V.s

Like the morons who fight against national health care, SUV owners are something I can't understand. Such an effort and expense to do the wrong thing.

The cars guzzle gas. They're impossible to park. They block vision. They're rude on the road. They're just wrong. MAYBE if you live in North Dakota and have to drive over a glacier... I donno. But what the hell could you want one for if you live in the city?

They're safe! Came the answers. They protect you. A big car is safer than a small car.
Now comes this from Car & Travel magazine:




Is there any excuse left?

FIJA: Jury Duty Could be A Good Thing!

NOTE: This one isn't funny...

We all hate Jury duty right? I hate it more than ever since the last time I served and was bullied into voting guilty. (I was the only holdout.) The guy was guilty, but I hated the wiretap and spy stuff that convicted him. I wanted to vote my conscience, but everyone else just wanted to go home.

We'll for those will more hormone generators than me, here's some ammunition. (How's that for a mixed metaphor?) Click on the pic to get a more readable image.  It's one of my pet causes: