Unintentionally correct dept.

I found this among my apartment plegm (stuff that just shows up in my apartment... no idea where it comes from). Seems like the guys at Coors came up with the truth by not doing their homework.

Not that I'm a Conspiracy guy but...

Forbes, that great shill for capitalist America, has dubbed CLEVELAND the "most miserable city in America." Could that have anything to do with the fact that the most interesting presidential candidate... and most anti-Capitalist, Dennis Kucinich, is from there? (A former mayor, I think.)

Naw that can't be it.

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Brain Dead & a Chicken Lover

This pair of newspaper small stories appeared one after the other. Considering the usual meaning of "chicken lover" and this particular meaning, I find even an extra measure of good humor included.

Oh yeah, how exactly can you "dupe" someone who's brain dead?

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No Helmet???

Dostoevsky said, “The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons”

Check this out... smuggled out of a Washington State prison. Check out: If client is to remain on restraint board for longer than 2 hours... Ouch!

(click here for a more detailed look)

But wait! There's more... check this out too...  And this is for someone who's supposed to be suicidal, and therefore emotionally fragile. How much worse for the "stable" ones?

J. Edgar Hoover's Tips For Teens 1957

I found this among my papers.... It's so cool being a pack rat:

(Click on the article to see a full-size picture.) 

Cleanse this, baby

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I think this handbill is from Trinidad. It is so bizarre, I just had to share it. 

It advertises WATER (ionized, to be sure) that when you stick your feet into it... turns black. (That happens to me with ALL water, anyway.) This blackness is the toxins leaving your body. More than that, the company offers a special "Womb Cleansing," presumably using the same water. It is unclear what color the water turns in the process.

Where is this miracle company located? "Behind the Hotstop on Maraval Street." Ouch!

Beer of the Month

My pal John got be a bottle of this for my birthday. 8% Alcohol!!