Hard to Imagine Bush Chicken...

It's hard to imagine another politician... or at least AMERICAN politician having fried chicken stores vie for naming rights. I love it. America is getting fun again... or at least New York. 

I've been saying this for years...

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Dija Stay here?

THE COST OF FILTH, THESE DAYS!



Ah the advantages of Couch Surfing! And the killer is that four of the top ten are in the NYC area, and the number one dirtiest hotel costs more than $100 a night per person!! 

Nothing like a Reved-up Blue Collar Male, I say

Consumer Reports scammed its way into a beverage convention. One of their most interesting (and amusing) findings was the CocaCola exhibit. Coke talked about their various brands, and who drank them. If I'd drunk Evian before (like my influential cosmopolitan friends here in New York), I'd slink away with my tail between my legs. I'd much rather Rev-up the working class. Maybe it'll keep Obama in for another 4 years.

Machine Translation

I love it when some Chinese export company thinks they can run something through the machine translator, and then print it. Comes out in perfect English, huh? It's job security for linguists and proof-readers, I'd say.

Jim Hayes sent me this from Georgia. Now I understand... it was MIDOL that did it! I thought it was me! --Mykel

It Pays to Go To Barber School

Looks like barbering is a better choice of profession than teaching. Who wudda thunk it?