Why I have a DUMB phone

I just saw this today. If the print is too small, click on it (toward the bottom of the image) and you should be able to read it.

Just another reason to stay smart while your phone stays stupid.

Ebay offers more...

Here's a new "tool" offered to sellers. Remember, that's the company started by former California candidate for governor.

That's write, now you can LIE... automatically!

Some folks don't get it...

I donno. It seems as if you can (or at least should be able to) get away with stuff that's satire. If the same thing is done with malice, it has less value. Of course, as a free speech absolutist (I agree with Abbie Hoffman who said it's our job to shout THEATER! in a crowded fire.), I don't think any speech should be censored or banned. Even Fox News.

On the other hand, some speech is more valuable than other. And good satire is often a great teaching tool. Seems like the teachers get it, the administrators do not.

(Click on the image to enlarge it.)

Insurance Information Collect Disclosure

So, I get this notice from Oxford about how they use my personal information. Do they safeguard it? Do they only give it out if required by law?

Well, actually, they do whatever they want with it. Sell it to whoever will pay... as long as it's legal, they'll do it.

I love advertising!

I bet some companies are pretty embarrassed by their old ads. Like BP's environmental stuff. Here's one a friend sent me:

Yeah!

Fuck free speech!

I think this was sent to me by my jailbird pal Kyle. ACLU take note. Click on it for a better view if you can't read it.

Why Jesus? Why indeed?

Those of you who know me, know I'm not an atheist. The world is just too fucked up for there not to be some evil malevolence behind it all.  I believe God is a 9 foot tall woman in a black leather bikini... with a whip.

Still, I have a certain admiration for the atheist groups and their war on religious stupidity.

I found this today, from the FREEDOM FROM RELIGION FOUNDATION.

If you have trouble seeing it, click on the image, or go to http://70.87.81.162/~seidbd/Graphics/whyJesus.jpg for a better view.