Reassuring News

I was re-reading my copies of the sadly defunct porn review zine: BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED. I... er... came across this article that renews my hope for the near future.

Intermarriage Problem? Prohibit it!

Ever since I was studying for my Bar Mitzvah, I remember sermons against Intermarriage. "It'll be the end of the Jews." "It's a sin." and more. The Israelis have found the answer: PROHIBIT IT!


Not that they aren't making strides. They've already entered the 18th century by allowing Civil Marriages... but only if both sides are atheist. Then it's not intermarriage, is it?

Why I Hate Obama... reason 644

This needs no explanation other than this scan of the last of a recent article about the Japan nuclear disaster:

Why I Hate Obama... reason 643

I just e-clipped this from CHURCH and STATE magazine.

MYOG (Make Your Own Gas)

My only question is how is Mobil-Exxon-Shell-BP going to make a buck out of this one? Ya know what? I bet they'll find a way!

High Fructose Corn Foxes?

The Smithsonian magazine reports that foxes in urban areas seem to be getting used to (high fructose) corn syrup. Are we gonna see them keeling over from heart failure?

Once in a Blue Moon

There've been very few times during the last 10 or so years that I thought there was anything of value in New York. The World Trade Center attacks made New York part of America. (We used to consider it a different country. They did too.) Guiliani brought in Starbucks, and the other horrible chains. The city became too expensive and way too safe. But every now and then I see something and think YES! NEW YORK... YES!