This one isn't so funny! I think cellphones will be the next cigarettes. It'll take at least 10 years before the rising brain tumor rate hits... the phone companies will deny it, then... well, you know the story. Cell phone radiation. Yeah! 

Culinary Incorrect

I found this among my Thai souvenirs. Turtle? Snake? Yikes... where are the ecocops when you need them! (Click on the image for a larger view.)

Trip Down South

I've been down South, visiting my cousin, eating buscuits and gravy, grits, you know. And I found out it was a tax free holiday in South Carolina... but only on one product. Can you guess? Nope, it's not Bibles....

My Kind of Fringe Benefit

A pal of mine sent me the following announcement. It sounds like a company I'd like to work for. (If you have trouble reading the announcement, click on it for a larger view.)

Toxic Waste In Your Feet

I got this handbill in Trinidad. It shows how after just 10 minutes using this project, you put your feet in water, and the water turns black... With photogrpahic evidence!! As for me, even without this product, after just 10 minutes with my feet in water, the water turns black! You think I produce it naturally? --Mykel

I found this under a pile of papers on my desk. It must be from the 1980s. Ahead of his time... Ed Anger, you gotta love him!

--Mykel

Getting Interesting

I've written before about the push to market to gay men. Well, it looks like lesbians are the next big market. This picture was from the wall at the Broadway-Lafayette subway station:

Nutritional Revisionism

I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE'S IDEAS ARE SO CLOSE TO PARODY THAT...

Here's the first of my infrequent clippings, now located seperate from my diary:

It's from a mailing for Dr. David G. Williams. It is NOT an ONION paroday. If you want to examine it in details, you can get a larger, more readable version here.