Thursday, June 22, 2017

3 Bedrooms... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13611

Rich people need a place to live too! Right? And it is in New York City... Downtown... with windows! Is Seven Million too much to ask?

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Take this Capsule... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13610

Got a spare $13,000? Pick up a capsule today... and survive the next natural disaster. Don't have a spare $13,000? Er.... do you believe in heaven?
























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Sunday, April 16, 2017

Saturday, April 8, 2017

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

More Liberal Censorship

This is from the SPRING 2016 edition of CENSORSHIP NEWS. Scholastic publisher has withdrawn a book right after publication... because it dares to say that a slavemaster might have done something nice for a slave once.


Oh no!!! We can't allow that, can we?



Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Cup of Coffee?... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13607

Hey Buddy, can you spare a dime for a cup of coffee? Those days are long gone. Coffee can cost $5 or more ..now. It's cheaper if you make it yourself right? Even rich people need to save a buck or two.



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Monday, January 16, 2017

Clutch This!... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 1359

When you go out at night, you want to look good... dainty... right. One of those little retro clutch bags are just the thing... oh so 1950s!