Sunday, August 20, 2017

So What's Keeping You?... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13615

Of course, the only that's been keeping ME from buying a submarine is "the complexity of the controls." What else is there to stop you?

Oh, I get it... they're SCARED... And the submarine is a getaway! You think you can get away??? We'll see!

Monday, August 14, 2017

I Eat Tacos, like Everybody Else... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13614

See, rich people are just like everybody else. Celebrating multi-ethnicity, by enjoying a delightful ($25,000) Mexican taco. 

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Sunday, August 13, 2017

I Ride A Bike... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13613

I've long been a critic of self-righteous bike riders, who claim the moral superiority of their avoidance of fossil fuels, gives them the right to ride on sidewalks, go the wrong way on one-way streets, and sail through traffic lights. 

But now, we can see the Prada light at the end of the Gucci tunnel: a "smart jacket" for bike riders... only $350... why not get two?

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Saturday, August 12, 2017

It's Ecological... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13612

Rich people care about the environment... see? The remains of all that caviar and truffles could go right down the garbage disposal. What a waste, right? All that food, just thrown out. It could feed hundreds of....   roses and daffodils!

Thursday, June 22, 2017

3 Bedrooms... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13611

Rich people need a place to live too! Right? And it is in New York City... Downtown... with windows! Is Seven Million too much to ask?

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Take this Capsule... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13610

Got a spare $13,000? Pick up a capsule today... and survive the next natural disaster. Don't have a spare $13,000? Er.... do you believe in heaven?

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Sunday, April 16, 2017

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Wednesday, February 22, 2017

More Liberal Censorship

This is from the SPRING 2016 edition of CENSORSHIP NEWS. Scholastic publisher has withdrawn a book right after publication... because it dares to say that a slavemaster might have done something nice for a slave once.

Oh no!!! We can't allow that, can we?

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Cup of Coffee?... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13607

Hey Buddy, can you spare a dime for a cup of coffee? Those days are long gone. Coffee can cost $5 or more It's cheaper if you make it yourself right? Even rich people need to save a buck or two.


Monday, January 16, 2017

Clutch This!... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 1359

When you go out at night, you want to look good... dainty... right. One of those little retro clutch bags are just the thing... oh so 1950s!