How Rich People Live... Bathroom Fixtures

 Another proof that rich people are just like the rest of us... only with more money. They have to eat, drink, and use the ($11,000) toilet just like the rest of us.

Rich People Need Vacations Too or How Rich People Live pt. 349356

 Yes, rich people have stress too... and they need to get away just like anyone else. What? You say they're not entitled to a vacation????

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Wear A Mask! or How Rich People Spend Their Money pg. 54,356,676

 It's a clear civic duty in times of a deep public menace like a health plague. So, as you'd expect, rich people are civic minded... and they too wear masks. 

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It's Xmas After All... or how rich people spend their money, pt. 495672

Rich people, like the rest of us, spend their money on having fun for Christmas. That includes the great Hispanic custom of the Piñata. Would you deprive them of this simple fun?

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You Need a Bed, Right? ... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13627

It's a long trip to Hawaii. You've got to be tired, right? So you pay for a hotel... Is that so bad?

 




































And the hotel "earns its stadard $5,000-a-night rate..." so there!

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Steak Sandwish ... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13626

A man's gotta eat right. It's a STEAK sandwich... premium, you gotta expect to pay more for a steak sandwich! Right! $180 is reasonable... it even comes with fries!

Tax Haven... er... Home Away From Home ... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13624

Sure, who doesn't want those pesky tax folks from... er... ANYWHERE... digging into your personal millions? We all feel the same way. So let's move to NO COUNTRY. It's easy...and cheap! Only a quarter of a million down and $5000 a month for life. Hope you don't get seasick.

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Thanks for the Memories ... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13623

Who says the American healthcare system sucks? In most places, there's nothing you can do when the memory Goddess begins to take-away what she gave. But in wonderful America... all you need is 5 figures and you can have a week restoring the... the... I forgot what I was saying:

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Hotel ... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13622

So this report is about a start-up company that is building accommodations in space. For astronauts? Aw come on! For rich people! They're clearly going to need a place to stay between Mars and The Moon. And at only nine and a half million dollars for a 12 night package, it's a steal!

You can find all the details here:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/science/luxury-space-hotel-set-launch-12313178

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Cuppa Joe ... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13621

Rich people need their morning Joe, just like the rest of us. So, I ask you, is $80 too much to pay for a coffee cup? Come on... you spend that on a slice of pizza and a coke... Don't you?

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Winter Sports... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13620

Rich people are only human... and go for some winter sport... just like you and me. So why NOT have pure gold sky clamps... wouldn't you? How is it different than a mouth full of gold teeth?

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Tiffany for Every Day... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13619

Of course, first aid kits, paper cups, stuff you need... just the same as the stuff rich people need, right?

https://www.bonappetit.com/story/tiffany-and-co-home

Here's a Tiffy tea cup... along with a partially used candle. 

Yep, the Globe Trotter..

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Rich People Pay for Fat Shame... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13618

Why be a victim of fat-shaming when you can shame yourself? For only $700 you can see your own ass with this "fitness tracker" combination scale, mirror and computer.

Rich People Need Their Rest Too... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13617

Rich people are clearly just like the rest of us. You and I might splurge on MY PILLOW... but what if you want a REALLY GOOD night's sleep! Is $56,995 too much to ask for a good pillow?

Rich People Get Thirsty Too... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13616

Here's further proof that Rich People are just like you and me. They get thirsty/jittery and need a drink... no different from the average shlub who works in an office! Why wait for happy hour?

So What's Keeping You?... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13615

Of course, the only that's been keeping ME from buying a submarine is "the complexity of the controls." What else is there to stop you?

Oh, I get it... they're SCARED... And the submarine is a getaway! You think you can get away??? We'll see!

I Eat Tacos, like Everybody Else... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13614

See, rich people are just like everybody else. Celebrating multi-ethnicity, by enjoying a delightful ($25,000) Mexican taco. 

My sister found a video of this... but you might need to be logged into facebook to see it.

https://www.facebook.com/georgehtakei/videos/1342453059215917/

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I Ride A Bike... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13613

I've long been a critic of self-righteous bike riders, who claim the moral superiority of their avoidance of fossil fuels, gives them the right to ride on sidewalks, go the wrong way on one-way streets, and sail through traffic lights. 

But now, we can see the Prada light at the end of the Gucci tunnel: a "smart jacket" for bike riders... only $350... why not get two?

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      Trigger warning... if you have a trigger, I'll probably pull it! --MB

3 Bedrooms... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13611

Rich people need a place to live too! Right? And it is in New York City... Downtown... with windows! Is Seven Million too much to ask?

Take this Capsule... or How Rich People Spend Their Money... pt 13610

Got a spare $13,000? Pick up a capsule today... and survive the next natural disaster. Don't have a spare $13,000? Er.... do you believe in heaven?

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