Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Whatever Happened to Randy Credico?

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CREDICO, I never heard of him... but he seems to be the guy with all the right answers. PLUS he's a little guy! Anybody know what he's doing now? Seems to have absolutely the right attitude! Why wasn't WORKING FAMILIES behind this guy?

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Creativity in a Bottle

Not much of a surprise, I'd say. I think there was a famous Latin motto, "No poem was ever written by a drinker of water." I know. That isn't Latin, but you get the idea.

Friday, October 4, 2013

How Rich People Spend Their Money... Lesson Four

Of course, if you're rich you need the right place to rest your ass. There's the throne and THE THRONE. A thousand dollar chair, but of course!
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Monday, September 9, 2013

Imagine.... (not John Lennon)

This is from THE PROGRESSIVE magazine:

Now I can think of plenty of cases where that might make one MORE nervous... or at least repulsed: Mitch McConnell or Margaret Thatcher anyone?

Monday, August 26, 2013

Spare Change? Whoops... change is not allowed

Under the headline "Christie signs ban on gay 'conversion therapy," amNewYork reports that New Jersey governor Chis Christie signed into law a gag rule that "prevents therapists from counseling gay and lesbian youths to change their sexual orientation," His reasons include "medical research that sexual orientation is determined at birth."

The gay establishment is apparently happy at the signing, again not realizing that laws that shut OTHER PEOPLE up... can turn around and bite you on the a***. I'd write the full word, but by the time you read this there might be a law against it. Meanwhile, I'm waiting for the law against Christian Conversion Therapy, since it's clear, that being JEWISH is determined at birth.
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Good News becomes the absence of Bad News

Sometimes the news is so continually bad that GOOD NEWS is when something bad DOESN'T happen:

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from the NCAC newsletter. Contact them at www.ncac.org

Thursday, July 18, 2013

How Rich People Spend Their Money... Lesson Three

Ah fish! What better proof that the rich are just like the poor? Same needs, tastes, desires... maybe with a little more desire to GIVE.
Take fish. Who doesn't like fish?

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He Must Be Guilty (He looks just like the wanted poster)

So, the press, public, cops and jury trust people to describe and pick the bad guys out of a line-up. Well, though this was published in 1988... nobody seems to have noticed.

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Tuesday, July 16, 2013

How Rich People Spend Their Money... Lesson Two

So, is there something the matter with a little home delivery? Is this any different than calling for Dominos during the Superbowl?

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Sunday, July 14, 2013

How Rich People Spend Their Money... Lesson One

So, conservatives (and others) say that rich people are good for the economy, because they spend their money like everybody else... and that creates jobs. After all, people have to work to satisfy the  needs of the rich. A rich person is just like a concentration of poor people in one body. Sure, rich people spend their money just like everybody else. :

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Saturday, July 13, 2013

Obama... knock on wood, get a very deep echo

THE PROGRESSIVE Magazine gets it exactly right when talking about Obama.

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Sunday, July 7, 2013

Voter ID What's the harm right? Wrong!

Those in favor of voter ID laws say that they need ID to buy liquor, so why not to vote? Ever stop to think that someone has to PAY for those IDs? Ever think that some folks have been voting every year but are too old to maintain ID? For you $35 for a driver's license or ID card isn't much. For others, it's a week's food. For others it's a wheelchair trip far away by taxi to DMV hell.

Yeah, what's the harm?

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Sunday, June 9, 2013

Sorry I can't come to work today, I'm sick with a computer virus

You can't joke these days anymore. Say something... er... off... and it becomes a reality. Remember when we used to joke about calling in sick because you were infected with a computer virus?
(This from PC World)
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Wednesday, May 22, 2013

High School Science "frack this!"

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So this is the average scientific knowledge of American High School students. Does that mean these should be exam questions? Maybe school isn't all that interesting... or they just don't care. Why? THAT'S the question that should be on the exam!

Sunday, May 12, 2013

An educational lesson in circular thinking

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This is from CHURCH & STATE MAGAZINE and explains the... er... circular thinking of the SCHOOL VOUCHER guys. If it were up to me, I'd outlaw home-schooling and all private schools as PRIMARY sources of education. Everyone deserves the socialization, common background and racial and economic mix of a public school If people want to home-school or Hebrew school, let 'em do it AFTER public school.

Monday, April 29, 2013

I bet there'd be a correllation in DENTAL IMPLANTS too

but I LOVE sushi!

Now what's the story about correlation vs. cause and effect? Which is it in this case? Seems to me it's got something to do with raw fish!

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Join the Army. Die for Christ!

As if we needed more proof that the war against Islam is a war FOR Christianity. Onward Christian soldiers!

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Monday, April 8, 2013

Making the World Safe for Democracy (redux)

Yeah, we got rid of Saddam Hussein. Don't the Iraquis just LOVE us now:

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Sunday, March 10, 2013

A Girl After My Own Heart

I think my jailbird pal Kyle sent me this. It's from Portland and is certainly a girl after my own... well most any bodily organ:

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Saturday, March 9, 2013

Spying on the Employees

Ya gotta love technology: A new software program lets employers spy on their employees minute-by-minute. Wanna check weather.com to see what to wear to work tomorrow? You're gonna pay!! $9 a month? It's a small price to pay to know... everything! Oh yeah, the spyware is called DESKTIME, and it's probably recording you RIGHT NOW!

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Monday, February 25, 2013

Tough choice for Americans Dept

So, being an American or mud-wrestling with an alligator in the Louisiana swamps. Which makes you feel dirtier?

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Thursday, February 14, 2013

What comes around...

Ah the lower East Side of NYC. Now a fashionable district for Japanese NYU students. Before that, punkrock heaven. Before that, hippy heaven. Before that, Puerto Rican slums. Before that, Jewish and other Eastern European slums... where new immigrants came to work their way out of the slums. Often they joined unions to help each other pull themselves out of the LES muck. They lived in tenements... in squalid conditions.

So, someone decides to make a tenement museum. A testimony to these hard-working, usually radical labor organizers and members. And what happens? Of course, it's capitalism!

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Sunday, February 10, 2013

Drug your kids, get some money

Does your child have bad moods? Poor school performance? Difficulty focusing? Even if s/he doesn't, could you use some extra cash? "Compensation for time and travel." Let us drug your kid and we'll pay you!!!

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How tempting for the poor... and why not? The poor will be the guinea pigs for the rich. New drugs? Test 'em on welfare kids! Put those lazy bums to work!

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Better not abandon that SHOPPING CART

So, you click on something you want to order. Only 99¢, you get to the checkout and 78.89 for SHIPPING . No thanks. But what if the website ALREADY has your bank account number and the "routing" number for your checks? THEY can write themselves in from here to Silicone Valley.

"Digital Cash?" aka Dwolla? You have been warned!

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Now More Than Ever President 2016

Ok, so the election is over. We've got to put up with another four years of Republicrat rule. I found this article that was printed in a 1995 LOOMPANICS catalog (a great company now, out of business). This is MY candidate for the next election... assuming Al Sharpton is not running.

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Saturday, January 12, 2013

Bloomberg Gives... but not to you and me

So Mayor Bloomberg and his 17 BILLION dollars wants to close schools and "tighten the fiscal belt" in New York, when he has enough money to take care of the problem himself. Well, what is he doing with all that money anyway? Why.... investing it... IN OTHER CITIES!! Don't you just love the guy?

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Friday, January 4, 2013

The Oxymoron that Wasn't (Jefferson too!)

Conservatives with integrity... oxymoronic? Many liberals think so, but it can happen. Here are two scholars at a conservative Xtian college putting out a book CORRECTING misinformation in ANOTHER conservative book. The mis-information conservative book is ironically titled "The Jefferson Lies." The correction is "Getting Jefferson Right." 

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