Americans Love Their Jobs

Ah, this from WEBSITE magazine.

Nothing like HAPPY WORKERS, huh? Get it? Most people HATE their jobs! They can only take 'em for 4 years before they get another job they hate.

It's time to end the madness!


http://www.zpub.com/notes/black-work.html

Aw, isn't that nice?

So STARBUCKS is spreading the gospel of EMPLOYMENT... And fighting UNEMPLOYMENT... and these are the guys-- like a coffee Walmart-- who move into places, get the lines (with AWFUL coffee) force other coffee shops out of business. Can you say GAG ME WITH A LATTE?

My Kind of Fringe Benefit

A pal of mine sent me the following announcement. It sounds like a company I'd like to work for. (If you have trouble reading the announcement, click on it for a larger view.)