Pssst, here's fifty bucks, gimmie your kid for awhile....

It should be incredible that this is legal, but this being America, as long as it's not sex it's legal.

This is an actual letter from a drug company offering to pay $50 a visit to test drugs on kids as young as SEVEN YEARS OLD!!! You can bet your prozac that the responders to this one aren't gonna be Romney-rich! (Click on the image if you can't see the whole thing.)

Just when I think corporate American can't get any more disgusting... I'm wrong!

Private Enterprise? Yeah, Right

So often you hear the corporate lackeys... er... to be politically correct: the conservatives... squawk about how much better private enterprise is than the government. How the government fucks shit up, but private enterprise gets us through just fine. Yeah right,

Keep your knees tight, or bring along some Saran Wrap.

The Junkie Hex

I think this was from the Realist Magazine. It was from a time of NYC junkie break ins. Everyone had a super lock to keep 'em out. This was a more traditional method... used against witches in earlier times.  

This one isn't funny: Drug Companies buy Reviews

This is from LIFE EXTENTION magazine. It reports on the drug company WYETH, and how it paid doctors to write "papers" on their drugs... with no research, sometimes just adding their name, without writing anything!

If you want to see a more easily readable version of this, I've posted one here.