Credit Where Its Due (NY Post)

I hate their politics, but you've got to give Murdoch's NY Post credit. They know what's important in a story!

Sure I believe it, don't you?

So, first you strip. Then you write on your own chest... looking in a mirror and writing backwards... then you tape your hands together and then you slip on a noose... what a second, you can't slip on a noose if your hands are duck-taped... so you slip on the noose, then ducktape your wrists together... hmmm... how can you ducktape your own wrists?  Hmmm, I'm sure they thought of something.