Bomb Threat Voice Training

Just in case you're wondering what the folks answering your next bomb threat are looking for, here's an official checklist. Rehearse! Rehearse! Rehearse! You wouldn't want to lose points for STUTTER, NASAL or especially LISP, would you?

Ahh, Apple Folks can Afford It

This is from PC World magazine. All those Apple owners... Orbitz knows your true colors

In a Highway Gas Station?

Hmmm, there's something a bit... er... disturbing about the title of this book and it's display in a New Jersey gas station. Don't you think?

Israel Palestine? Republican Democrat? Natives Immigrants?

This from the SMITHSONIAN MAGAZINE. It explains a lot.

Aw, isn't that nice?

So STARBUCKS is spreading the gospel of EMPLOYMENT... And fighting UNEMPLOYMENT... and these are the guys-- like a coffee Walmart-- who move into places, get the lines (with AWFUL coffee) force other coffee shops out of business. Can you say GAG ME WITH A LATTE?

Myths American Suckers Believe

This is from Mother Jones Magazine, I hope they won't object to me letting it have a slightly wider audience. It's one of the best I've read. (Note, to read, click on each page. Let me know if there's a problem.)

And here's the second page:

and the last one:

Pretty right, huh?

Which came first? dept:

This was in the newsletter of the National Coalition Against Censorship. Animal-lovers?